RealCelebScandals purports to offer videos of, you guessed it, celebrities caught on tape in sexually revealing and compromising positions that were never meant for public consumption. Exposing the dirty secrets in their lives, this site makes its own small contribution to the paparazzi-frenzy of modern media.

For years now, one couldn't browse the internet or flip through the news channels without hearing about or seeing the latest celebrity sex tape to be revealed to the world. It seems that the appetite for illicit photos and videos of our favorite actors, actresses, and talentless fame whores is insatiable, and it is this endless lust for celebrity sex “scandals” that RealCelebScandals feeds on.

However, what you'll find here may not be what you expect. Everyone is aware of the Paris Hilton sex tapes, the Kardashian shenanigans, Colin Farrell's adventures with Playboy model Nicole Narain, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's homemade masterpiece, and Dustin Diamond's (better known as Screech from “Saved by the Bell”) horrific sexual exploits. None of these well-known sex videos are on RealCelebScandals. What you will find is a small collection (just over 40) of sex tapes featuring relatively unknown “celebrities,” many of whom were reality-TV contestants or short-lived international pop stars. To list just a few of them: Karla Edecan, Loana Baise, Mimi McPherson, Katie Price Jordan, Jimena Perina. There are, though, a few bona-fide celebrities and fame whores on the site, like Gina Lee Nolan (formerly of Baywatch) Lindsay Lohan (supposedly giving a blowjob), Tara Reid (showing off one of many nip-slips), Britney Spears (in another supposed blowjob), and Tila Tequila. The main problem is that the quality of these clips is terrible—shaky, grainy, fuzzy, and dark, and you can't quite be sure that these are the real deal. For example, there is an “Alyson Hannigan” blowjob clip that is clearly not her. Honestly, unless you are a complete fan of pseudo-celeb sex tapes, there's nothing here worth seeing.

And lastly, there are even two scenes pulled straight from actual films: a scene from Madonna's sex movie, and the infamous Chloe Sevigny-Vincent Gallo blowjob scene from “Brown Bunny,” which is ubiquitous on the internet. How these qualify as “real scandals” is unclear.

While this review has been quite harsh toward RealCelebScandals due to its lack of quality content and the absence of the most notable sex-tape scandals around, a membership does provide one undeniably appealing feature: full access to the entire All Elite Pass network, which offers over 80 soft-and hardcore videos of various genres, and which will doubtlessly please nearly all tastes. In this regard alone, a membership is worthwhile.